tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639758031233884142024-03-12T20:07:51.676-03:00Senhor InútilInutilidade, Agente Vê Por Aqui.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger329125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-57912547451861096332013-08-22T14:50:00.001-03:002013-08-22T14:50:35.535-03:00Procurando por um apartamento<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Roubei e traduzi da página <a href="https://www.facebook.com/menshumor?ref=stream">Men's Humor</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-78387712989273380332013-08-21T19:21:00.000-03:002013-08-21T19:21:12.454-03:00Criatividade paterna<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-13294386194778061672013-08-20T16:02:00.001-03:002013-08-20T16:02:21.696-03:00Como eu nunca vi isso antes???<div style="text-align: center;">
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Vi isso graças ao <a href="https://twitter.com/lolhehehe/">Sicko</a>.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-51825956583811417492013-08-14T14:54:00.001-03:002013-08-14T15:00:08.236-03:00O seu filho VAI querer isso, mesmo que não faça o menor sentido<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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E não vai ser barato.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-14327971124905624132013-08-12T13:20:00.000-03:002013-08-12T13:21:25.429-03:00TOC<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-9564367959902753442013-06-06T11:50:00.000-03:002013-06-06T11:50:36.139-03:00Aqui do lado, PederneirasVoltei das trevas pra postar esse vídeo porque.. porque era necessário. Eu sei que isso é <b>velho pra caralho</b>, mas não posso deixar que pessoas deixem de ver isso.<br />
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Se você é curioso como eu é quer saber mais sobre o grande incidente da festa da uva, pode <a href="http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lasier_Martins">clicar aqui</a> ou pesquisar no google, se estiver com muito tempo livre.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-48963228509082786232013-02-11T12:16:00.001-02:002013-02-11T12:48:06.199-02:00Especial de carnaval<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aproveitando a empolgação e alegria do carnaval, resolvi fazer o primeiro <b>especial de carnaval</b> - Senhor Inútil.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">...e pra terminar...</span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-88940100917739559342013-01-09T00:14:00.001-02:002013-01-09T00:14:53.519-02:00Magnífica cavalgada<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-62001310578158039982012-11-10T10:13:00.001-02:002012-11-10T10:32:14.071-02:00Agricultura sustentável<h2 style="text-align: center;">
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Esse vídeo me fez urrar de maneira tão intensa que tive que dar um leve sopro de vida no meu amado blog.<br />
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Depois de assistir esse vídeo você terá que decidir <s>se vai embora ou ficar comigo</s> se ele é só levemente afeminado e completamente sincero ou é o maior ator de todos os tempos.</div>
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Como eu sou uma pessoa que acredita na bondade da alma das pessoas, eu acho que os 50 MIL pés de maconha <s>amém</s> são apenas a realização de um sonho de infância. Quantas pessoas no mundo conseguem realizar um sonho?!?<br />
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Esse vídeo chegou até mim através do Sr. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/YureSoaresq">Yure Soares</a> (que não quer que eu cite o nome dele como fonte), que viu no <a href="http://lolhehehe.com/">lol, hehehe</a>.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-53578818391184651672012-09-01T23:17:00.000-03:002012-09-01T23:17:11.400-03:00Aprendam egípcios<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-33182166406869913982012-08-31T11:51:00.000-03:002012-08-31T11:51:27.012-03:00Let's Rock #9Finalmente postei essa merda desse Let's Rock novamente. Sem enrolação, vamos logo pra música.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-14851375261708446642012-08-31T11:09:00.000-03:002012-08-31T11:09:45.879-03:00Vamos mandar uma foto pra vovó<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Relaxa, ninguém viu.</div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDBFNfwrdvkrHYDACs29zQE6iNKHnqye3-kpmjpSokurc8biUvlUkdNZA8n2DmUJ6B9U0FKJr7e1Scvq97xVeAcr1tYF1QDIm0Qecf7QYto_Rs1GxsyNLE21KEbEYMKRlCjId0ZuQ9-IQ/s1600/dad-drops-camera-phone-baby.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Vamos mandar uma foto pra vovó." border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDBFNfwrdvkrHYDACs29zQE6iNKHnqye3-kpmjpSokurc8biUvlUkdNZA8n2DmUJ6B9U0FKJr7e1Scvq97xVeAcr1tYF1QDIm0Qecf7QYto_Rs1GxsyNLE21KEbEYMKRlCjId0ZuQ9-IQ/s1600/dad-drops-camera-phone-baby.gif" title="É pra criar resistência" /></a></div>
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-19426976691222902502012-08-29T13:10:00.000-03:002012-08-29T13:26:05.627-03:00Isso e ficar segurando a bolsa na porta da loja<div style="text-align: center;">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-83243421556282663392012-08-28T13:29:00.000-03:002012-08-29T12:19:19.499-03:00Respeito +1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Isso sim é uma habilidade invejável.</div>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-59946791712690459312012-07-05T21:50:00.000-03:002012-08-28T11:50:52.627-03:00VOLTEI<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E para mostrar minha boa vontade para com o blog, vou deixar aqui uma foto de uma ruiva, que eu sei que todo mundo gosta (e que vai fazer todo mundo ignorar esse blá, blá, blá).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Aguardem por mais.</b></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU6lky6DjeWsZwZmgEdL33r0Xv5Qyj9rBVFAWQh6hY-FWxKNmu0JSL04N0mHa2RqumW_RJlGabeH_eQG5ia48AfPXAPrrQQMNF60XAz4PCK1NbOEH4u09D9mnYUtNJaPA6WhtcUVkb_1g/s1600/random+ruiva.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Ruiva Aleatória. É isso que se posta quando não tem criatividade." border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU6lky6DjeWsZwZmgEdL33r0Xv5Qyj9rBVFAWQh6hY-FWxKNmu0JSL04N0mHa2RqumW_RJlGabeH_eQG5ia48AfPXAPrrQQMNF60XAz4PCK1NbOEH4u09D9mnYUtNJaPA6WhtcUVkb_1g/s1600/random+ruiva.png" title="Random ruiva" /></a></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-72976965480643212992012-06-18T14:57:00.000-03:002012-06-18T14:57:33.628-03:00Style over 9000<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvjYanGkgNQgfRmBeN_AUEBCI_TaBsMoWE2buR8sQtFZIh1Y56bULQc5q1XlM0hdHLnNFSNl4uRR7HZvSy3txWmMhus1oaBu-lCHpYWKuKUl2cE23neckCUsYkvTLFHDYGEopqqougK_s/s1600/Style+over+9000.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Style over 9000. As cocota pira num cara malhado." border="0" height="457" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvjYanGkgNQgfRmBeN_AUEBCI_TaBsMoWE2buR8sQtFZIh1Y56bULQc5q1XlM0hdHLnNFSNl4uRR7HZvSy3txWmMhus1oaBu-lCHpYWKuKUl2cE23neckCUsYkvTLFHDYGEopqqougK_s/s640/Style+over+9000.png" title="Fica tudo molhadinha" width="640" /></a></div>
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-32719110890597265042012-06-11T19:51:00.000-03:002012-06-11T19:51:58.770-03:00É um dom de poucos<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Quanta engenhosidade para apenas um par de testículos. Esse tem meu respeito.</b></div>
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<b><br /></b></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-89256499100409579332012-06-05T22:40:00.000-03:002012-06-05T22:40:57.328-03:00Reflita<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<b>Mensagem passada, fiz a minha parte.</b></div>
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<b>Não entendeu, o <a href="http://translate.google.com.br/">google tradutor</a> tá ai pra isso.</b></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-79068147678981947632012-06-04T16:18:00.000-03:002012-06-04T16:19:42.572-03:00Pega Rex!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-44485997986291240022012-06-03T18:24:00.000-03:002012-06-03T18:24:39.381-03:00Achamos ele<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-663975803123388414.post-6478692448705456772012-06-03T11:23:00.003-03:002012-06-03T11:23:44.108-03:00AVISO<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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